These Are My Confessions

So I have a confession.  I wasn't sure if I was going to go public with this.  It is pretty personal and could ruin my reputation, I am sure of it.  But here it is.  I can't believe I am saying it.  I have gained a new love of the band One Direction.  I know, I know.  How could I go to the dark side like that?  But the whole "What Makes You Beautiful" song is extremely catchy despite the fact that it if you listen to the words it sounds like they are saying insecure girls are the beautiful ones.  Which I mean, ok, that probably isn't the greatest message.  Lets not encourage insecurity in young girls.  But maybe I am just reading too much into it.  I do that a lot.  Like a lot, a lot.  When I was little, I liked to read the book "Oh, the Places You'll Go" and the one thing I always focused on was this picture where the main character was standing on the very top of a building playing basketball.  I would sit there tracing and retracing the staircases, trying to find a way down.  There isn't one.  Just so you know.  Now that I have revealed that I am slightly crazy, with a reference to my childhood that has no connection to what I was saying, lets go back to One Direction.  "One Thing" that I really enjoy about the band One Direction (If you didn't catch that, "One Thing" is a title of one of their songs.) is the fact that the member named Harry Styles has a crazy huge hair style.  Get it?  Harry Styles.  Hair Styles... Seriously?  Oh the irony.  Speaking of hairstyles, my sister Amber had a revelation the other day.  She said, "Bumper stickers are like mullets.  The front and the sides of your car look classy, but the back can be as trashy as you want."  Clever right?  No offense if you have a mullet of course.  Be yourself and all that.  Just consider cutting it.  That is all I am saying about that.  Anyway, what was I talking about?  Oh right, One Direction.  Despite the fact that I was originally opposed to the band, I now love it.  So there.  It's out in the air.  Hopefully you don't hate me now.  Of course, if you do, that means you are really close-minded so I probably don't hang out with you much anyway...