Public Service Announcement

Dear girls who wear underwear as pants, please stop.  I mean I get it.  It happens to the best of us.  You wake up in the morning, you are tired, and you accidentally grab your jean underwear instead of real pants.  Classic mistake.  Except for when it isn't.  Which, so you know, is all the time.  I mean, honestly, once they came out with those pull-ups that look like jean material we were all doomed.  If babies can wear jean underwear as clothes, why can't we?  Maybe that is what your thought process was this morning when you decided that the jean shorts that cup your tuchus like glad wrap on a bowl of pasta salad, were a good choice of pants for the day.  If it was, you should know, that it is not o.k.  Honestly, why did you even put shorts on?  If you were going to show your tush anyway, you might as well have just put on your underwear and headed out for the day.  And fyi, it isn't flattering!  This is why we made shorts in the first place!  So you wouldn't be walking around in your underwear.  Because, as shocking as this may be to you, people don't want to see your butt hanging out from underneath the hem of your pants.  And now, I am forced to sit here in my room, wondering why I had to have the misfortune of unwillingly seeing your posterior just because I wanted to go to a nice dinner with my family.  (And side-note, there is no need to dress up like Pop Star Barbie to go to dinner at a bar and grill.  Leave the sequin mini dress and platforms at home!  This is a family establishment!)  So this is my PSA for the day.  Ladies, please put on some shorts that don't resemble my baby cousin's pull-ups.  Do you really want your shorts to look like the underpants children who pee on themselves have to wear?  I didn't think so.