So for a while now, we have been trying to convince Dad A to start a twitter account called "Retired Guy Problems." (For reference: I have 4 parents so we have conveniently labeled them by the letters of their last names. Mom and Dad A, Mom and Dad B.) Anyway, Dad A has been retired for a little while now and I just can't help but think that Retired Guy Problems is a must. Seriously. But he will not budge on the topic. So. I have taken it upon myself to tell you a few of them now. Because I think at least the small, probably minuscule portion of the world that reads my blog should get to hear them. These are real life. And funny. I am going to write them tweet style. Here we go:
"Hey, don't use all the tea. I am almost out. #RetiredGuyProblems"
"All these bras get tangled up in the rest of the laundry. It is a pain to untangle. #RetiredGuyProblems"
"Did you check to make sure the green light wasn't on before you put those dishes in the dishwasher? #RetiredGuyProblems"
"What time is dinner tonight because I want to go hit a few golf balls and won't be back until 7. #RetiredGuyProblems"
"I just don't want to have to play my guitar all afternoon, so I think I will go for a bike ride. #RetiredGuyProblems"
"Could you get the laundry out of the dryer? Because I really want to go for a walk. #RetiredGuyProblems"
See what I mean? They are wonderful. Alright. That is all I have for you today.
"Off to the pool. Just wishing it wasn't so hot outside... #MiddleClassGirlProblems"
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