Random Rant Of the Week!

Ok.  So today's blog is all about me ranting about one random thing that makes me crazy!  So get ready.  I don't even know where to begin! Yes I do.  The Little Mermaid.  Don't get me wrong, I love the movie despite all the skewed gender roles, the completely inappropriate outfit she wears, the fact that it's all about disobeying your parents to get what you want, and the fact that it basically shows a man falling in love with a girl solely on her appearance because she never even spoke to him!  But despite all those things, I still love the movie.  I mean come on, who didn't play Little Mermaids in the pool when they were a kid.  And if you just thought to yourself "Well Chloe, I actually didn't play Little Mermaids when I was kid."  then I am sorry to inform you that you had no childhood.  Anyway, the one part of The Little Mermaid that just drives me crazy is the fact that her hair never looks wet!  I mean I am sorry, but there is no way that her side part would stay perfectly parted all of the time.  And, she comes walking out of the water and her hair isn't at all stringy from being wet and it still moves in the wind.  No.  When I come bursting from the water like a scene from Bay Watch (only much less graceful) my hair does not blow in the wind with my perfect side part.  It looks like a mop that sticks to my face and is all dreaded up like Bob Marley.  I mean have you seen Ariel's hair?  It is thicker than her waist.  There is no way her hair could look that perfect after swimming around in the ocean all day.  Goodness.  I just can't handle it.  Anyway, that is my random rant for the week.  I'm sorry you had to sit through that.  But next time you watch The Little Mermaid, just check it out.  All I am saying is, my hair has never looked that good in my life, and yet she swims around in salt water all day and looks like she should be in a Loriel commercial. That was fun wasn't it?  If you are thinking no, then do not answer that question.